Yes, yes, by now if you havent figured out that it was april fools today, you are a poop. If you took me seriously, well I have a video you would LOVE to see. Either way, I am not going to be a pawn for Upper Deck, nor would they want my services even if I did want to be one.
So, please stop being sad. Everything will be okay. In the words of the prophet Barney Stinson, “When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome again. True story.” So gents, suit up and be legendary.
Also, stop emailing me. My box is full.
Thats what she said.