C Joe Mauer – this was right.

1B Mark Texiera – Morneau has the best VORP for all AL 1Bs, was #8 for the entire league, but was third in the voting. Tex wasnt even in the top 30 for the league.

2B Dustin Pedroia – Again, Ben Zobrist was the top 2B for AL, Pedroia wasnt even on the first page of players for the stat.

SS Derek “Calm Eyes” Jeter – Jason Bartlett has a Top 5 VORP in the whole FUCKING league, but wasnt even close in voting to the most overrated player in MLB history.

3B Evan Longoria – this was right

OF Jason Bay – should be Shin Soo Choo

OF Ichiro – this was right

OF Josh Hamilton – Should be Torii Hunter. Just goes to show you what a HR Derby performance can do for fans who dont watch baseball more than one game here or there. The guy has played 35 games, hit 6 HRs, and basically has done nothing this year. Why is he an all star? Oh right, because he hit a bunch of HRs in an exhibition.

NOTE: Tim Wakefield has made it because he has 10 wins. That is fucking crap. He has an ERA at almost 5. Wins mean nothing. Absolutely nothing. What shit.

National League:

C Yadier Molina – HA! Should be McCann. Funny enough, there isnt an NL catcher in the top 60 for VORP.

1B Albert Pujols – This is a duh-level right.

2B Chase Utley – This is right

SS Hanley Ramirez – This is right

3B David Wright – should be Pablo Sandoval, who oddly did not get the nod AT ALL. Final vote my ass.

OF Ryan Braun – this is right

OF Raul Ibanez – this is right

OF Carlos Beltran – this is right

Man, they need to stop the fan voting. Half of the AL players have been vastly outperformed by other, more statistically superior players. Its crazy.

Since this game “counts” for some fucking ridiculous reason, its important to prevent the general stupidity of the fans from entering into the equation.