Anatomy of a Scammer – 2009 SP Authentic Edition

NOTE: I will be out starting today, but there should be a few new posts done by some of the people who graciously offered to help out in my absence. Here is the first one from my friend Voluntarheel, one of the more boring and not hilarious people that frequently comments on the site. He once entertained over at his own (now sadly defunct) blog, and this is his not-so-triumphant return to the blogging world.

-Gellman
Fakes in SP Authentic are nothing new. Gellman has written about it more times that I can count. However I wanted to look in depth at all the moving parts that go into being a Crowned Prince of Taintsburg. I found a good example in a current Matthew Stafford SP Authentic Patch Auto. So let’s elephant-walk through this together.

  1. Too-good-to-be-true Patch. This Stafford patch is crazy. It is supposed to be the middle of the nine on his sleeve. I have never seen a patch like this in any product with small patch windows. It doesn’t fit the typical SP Authentic patch style either.
  1. Bubbling on the too-good-to-be-true Patch. If you look close, you can see on the right side, some bubbling of the patch. This is a classic sign of patch manipulation.
  1. Private listing. I have a few simple rules about dealing with eBay sellers. One non-negotiable is that I NEVER deal with sellers who run private auctions. It is the #1 tool of shill bid artists. It also prohibits you from contacting the buyers after they leave feedback to tell them they probably have a fake on their hands. Why would you ever trust a seller who hides who is bidding? In other words, why would you trust this douche selling the Stafford.
  1. Price jumps well above other similar auctions quicker than usual. Yeah, this auction had that too.
  1. Hidden serial numbers. What really drove my attention on this auction is the crop job on the scan. Notice anything interesting? Yeah, they cropped out the serial number. And they also failed to mention the exact number in the description. This is interesting in that this year Jeff started the SP Authentic Project with the idea to log every patch auto in an effort to keep a record of accurate patches and serial numbers. This crop sidesteps this site and is a fairly new twist in the ever-adapting underworld of fakes. The Stafford isn’t the only one he has done it to. Pretty much any patch he has replaced, he has cropped the scan to eliminate the number, including the Sanchez he has up for sale right now.
  1. Seller has a history of crazy, Crazy, CRazy, CRAzy, CRAZY patches.
  1. The Seller is too stupid to cover his tracks in his feedback profile. This Marino he is selling now can be found HERE with a worse patch. He has also managed to snag an impressive amount of redemptions for Harvin and others while also picking up 1 color patch autos of some more. I would expect some otherworldly patches for his Harvin cards coming soon. Also, the 1 color Stafford he bought HERE, I’d expect to see an upgrade in a few weeks.

Any of these points taken separately, with the exception of #7, doesn’t mean that any card is an absolute forgery. However when things start to snowball like it does here, then alarms should start going off like Dwight Schrute’s Gaydar.

So hears to you ufjumper7. I hope one day this catches up to you in the form of Najeh Davenport mistaking your face for a laundry basket.

Stay Away From NSA: Part Two

A few weeks ago I posted on NSA, the douchebag scammers that have infested the net. These are the guys who do the shitty fake jersey “1/1s” that get fed into eBay on a daily basis. Personally, I cant understand why someone would even consider buying the cards when they look like this, but there is a sucker born every minute. Remember, a Brett Favre gamer recently sold for $12,000 on NFL auctions, and the company who has the deal to buy the jerseys resells them at 20K. Do you think they could make these cards for that kind of dough? Not with the players that they have made into cards. Jordan gamers just cost WAY too much money.

Regardless, NSA does make money on their transactions, and there are a lot of people who are sick of them being able to operate. Despite the fact that the “cards” look like they were made in MS Paint, collectors buy them thinking that they are real. I just got back from a show where there were guys selling these at absurd prices. Yeah, its that bad.
My advice is to watch these videos, one of which was posted over on FCB. People are starting to realize they were had, and im fucking elated that they are FINALLY getting it. My favorite part is when they see that the website is “under construction.” My ass it is. NSA needs to be shut down.

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Yeah, thats some pretty damning shit. I hope the guys who started these get what is coming to them.

We Have Our First SP Authentic Fakes


If there is one thing I have always preached, its that completed auctions are damning evidence when trying to figure out if a seller is a douche. There has been some big discussion lately on blowout and among the readers of this site about whether or not sports_royalty’s cards are fake. After looking through his items for sale and his completed auctions, I would definitely file him under that category.

The most unusual thing about this is that the guy has a ton of hot packs for sale. This is almost always a sign that something isnt right. Although Im sure the hot packs contain what they say, its obvious that they will all contain the rookie scrub autos and not the patches. Its not the nail in the coffin, but his resume is getting worse. This could also mean that his crazy patches are all coming from the cases that he busted, but with the hobby, we have been forced to assume everyone is guilty until proven innocent. That is pretty sad.
When you factor in that the guy is already engaging in one thing like hot packs, and then you see his patches, the bad stuff floods your mind and becomes very tough to ignore.
Here are some examples of questionable SPA’s:

Josh Freeman

Knowshon Moreno Again

Pretty questionable cards, but that is only the beginning. Check out these AWFUL fakes that he has sold. When I say AWFUL, I mean Paris Hilton acting bad:

Mark Sanchez Tag Patch
Eli Manning/Mark Sanchez fooball
Manning/Favre Worst Dual Football Ever?
Manning Family Football

Anyone who sells autographs as fucking terrible as those should be automatically added to your bad list. This guy is nothing but problems. STAY AWAY.
EDIT: Kurt just sent me this from the same fucking asshat, look what else he just HAPPENS to be selling! He even has 10 of them for sale, wow.
Thanks to Justin, Brandon, Leonard, and Tim for the heads up.

Again, I Am Telling You To Buy Early For SPA

SP Authentic is still a few weeks away from having questions about authenticity, but in all honesty, questioning patches will always be a problem until there is a national photo database. This Matt Ryan gold patch auto is probably one of the most valuable non 1/1s in the 2008 set, but that didnt stop someone from almost certainly defiling this card. I would normally not have an issue with seeing a logo patch out of last year’s SPA, but when the guy also has a Flacco patch like this, questions arise.

See, SPA has a major problem with fakes. MAJOR. Because the cards have such a huge premium for logo patches, and so many people have become accustomed to pack pulled 25 color patches, its become very tough to discern fakes. In fact, because of this fact, 2007 and 2008 SPA RPAs have become some of the biggest targets in the hobby.
I have said on numerous occasions that you need to buy logos early or stick to 2 color patches, because once the 6 week mark hits, its a crapshoot with the three colors and above. You may pay an extra 10-20%, but it may be worth it to know that you have one that is real.
Another small victory for the RPAs this time, is that when you have as many big name redemptions as you do, collectors will have a lot more time to let prices settle before buying redemptions. Yes, redemptions suck, but at least you can buy six months from now and not worry about fakes.
I hate that its gotten to this point, but when you have a hobby as filled with douchebag goat fuckers as it is, drastic measures need to be adopted.

Ultimate Patch Fakes: I Warned You, And Here They Are

The users on FCB have been discussing a lot about the authenticity of the patches from a manufacturer standpoint, and now there are the first evident user created Ultimate patch fakes. Take a look at a few they pointed out, which all are completely scammed by user/fucktard Aruba202.

Magglio Ordonez

Eric Chavez
Jered Weaver

Here are some other GREAT ones from the same douchebag – ALL FAKE. This is why I tell you to check items for sale/completed auctions. He broke every cardinal rule and people still have paid hundreds for his “masterpieces.” He is making a killing and I feel bad for the people who buy from this fucking asshat. Check these out:

Mark Sanchez
Jason Bay
Beanie Wells
Albert Pujols
My favorite – the triple fake